It might be a day late, but it's still somewhat topical, I guess. I want to get married at some point. I figure there's a woman out there who can stand to be around me for extended periods of time. And isn't that what love is all about? But I have a requirement. I'm sorry, ladies, if this prices you out, but it's necessary.
My wedding ring must be a replica of the One Ring. I don't care how dorky it is, I don't care what sort of trouble you have to go through to get it engraved in the language of Mordor such that it only appears when placed in a flame yet remains cool to the touch. This must happen or our union will not. I'm even willing to let slide the whole invisibility thing and the controlling the Nazgûl thing, mostly because both of those will get me into unncessary trouble.
So ladies, if you think you might be the one (see, puns, what's not to love?), you best start planning.
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